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Ten Funny Truths about Women

September 3rd, 2009

1.When a woman asks you this question – “Am I pretty?” or “How do I look? Am I gorgeous or what?” Never give an honest answer because if you do, all you will get is a slap on the face.

2.Women can dance together without everyone else making a fuss about it but when you see men dancing together, that’s a different thing. Perhaps it has something to do with society since being gay is usually more of an issue in this world.

3.Women keep lots of things inside their bathroom and on their dressers. These things can even reach hundreds and they know which ones they are going to use. This is already part of their daily routine and they are not comfortable without them.

4.Women will do everything just to make their underarms, knees, and elbows fairer. Lots of women have darker shades in these body areas. Some women will tend to use different kinds of natural remedies just to achieve their goals. Even if they appear like fools, they are willing to indulge in almost everything in the name of beauty.

5.Women don’t want to be caught off guard especially when they’ve just woken up. Never go inside the room of a woman when she wakes up in the morning because she will usually run quickly to the bathroom. It seems that women are at their most vulnerable state after waking up.

6.Most people want to grow hair especially when they get older but women want to get rid of the hairs in their body which includes the hair on their armpits and legs. They spend a great deal of time and money in getting rid of unwanted body hairs.

7.They talk about men a lot. Are you aware that most women especially when they are in groups talk about men all the time? Some of them even make it a habit to do ‘people watch’. When a guy passes by, women would usually giggle and give different comments about the person. But when they experience the same situation, they would instantly get mad about it.

8.When you’re trying to look for something, ask women and they will know where to look for it. Women can be freaky because they always manage to keep all their stuffs in a neat way. No wonder they don’t spend more than a minute to locate a certain thing. Even if their room is full of different stuffs or items, they can easily find what they are looking for.

9.Lots of women assume the role of the man that they wanted to marry. In this imperfect world, it’s hard to find the ideal man that you can spend the rest of your life with and so most married women simply become the man of their dreams.

10. When women are right about something, you will no longer hear anything from them. They will just sit there and keep quiet; whereas men will usually keep on talking when they are right.

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Ten Rules that Men Hope Women Knew

September 2nd, 2009

1. Don’t ask us if you think your fat because you can tell it yourself. Some women who already know that they’re fat tend to ask men the same question, as if they are hoping that you would say that they are slim.

2. Don’t ever cut your long hair. Men prefer women to have long beautiful hair but a lot of women often make the mistake of cutting their hair. Why would men want to be with women with extremely short hair who also looks like men?

3. Women should learn to live with the fact that men doesn’t always think about them.

4. Most men love pet dogs and they hate cats. So if you’re a woman and you have a pet cat, give it to a friend or perhaps a relative.

5. Men who are into sports usually go out during the weekend, so let them be. Don’t interfere with their routine. Don’t even think of asking him out to go shopping because it can’t be considered a sport.

6. You have too many clothes and shoes. What is it with women and too many clothes? Or shoes? Most women are unaware that they have so many stuffs that a lot of men don’t appreciate much. Men on the other hand, are contented having a few pieces of clean clothes that they can wear everyday. Just look at women who have lots of clothes and shoes; they often find it hard to wear the right clothes for the right occasion. They are like tops whirling around.

7. Men don’t like women who are too emotional and always crying. Women can cry for as much as they want but not all men like it. In fact, to them, it’s simply blackmail. A lot of women often make the mistake of thinking that they can get their way by crying in front of men but they are wrong.

8. Yes or No are great answers for men. Lots of women tend to say a lot of things when all they need to say is a yes or a no. Men don’t like too much talking and they would rather keep silent in most situations. When a man asks you – ‘Are you hungry?’, you don’t need to enumerate the foods that you want to eat or the food you ate at a party the other night. A simple ‘yes’ is enough.

9. Don’t fake things because men don’t like to be deceived. If you want to deceive men, make sure that you do it effectively because if you get caught, it’s a different thing. Some women make the mistake of deceiving men, whether intentionally or unintentionally.

10. Christopher Columbus was able to discover America without directions and so men also don’t need directions. Most men even hate using maps because they already know the directions. Women should therefore not insist in giving directions nor try to direct the lives of men. Men will simply laugh at you if you insist your will.

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