Strange things happen in books, movies and other works but sometimes reality is stranger than fiction. Most people won’t believe this, of course we don’t have Godzilla running around killing people but things as outlandish as that do happen in reality. As they say, reality copies fiction or is it the other way around?
One of the most difficult things in life might be getting a date with a person you like. People will go on great lengths to accomplish that but should there be a limit for how far they go? In Jonesboro, Arkansas, a man named Jeffery Tyler Siegel crossed that invisible line. He went so far off the limit to get the date that it involved lacerating himself. How does cutting oneself help get a date you ask? Well here’s how Jeffery’s story goes. As he was walking with the lady he fancied at a park, [...] Continue Reading…
Blunders occur when the right amount of stupidity and luck happen. Sometimes the results can be disasterful but at other times they can just be downright funny. Unfortunately for the person committing these blunders, we aren’t laughing with them but at them. Here are a few noticeably stupid blunders that are largely unharmful.
This story comes from the great city of Philadelphia, where one firefighter fought his firing because he thought it to be wrong. The fire department fired this man, William Michini, because of his hair was too long and dangerous for proper work ethic. When the case was brought to court, William said his hair was self-extinguishing and set his hair on fire. After his head went ablaze he blamed the hair spray for the impact.
During the late 1980s, the Pfeiffer Brewing Company decided to run a print and radio campaign for their new brew. The print [...] Continue Reading…
Everyone has probably heard a really stupid word used by their friends and that means something really stupid. Often these words have very local origins and even more local use. Therefore naturally we don’t get to hear some of these awesome words so let’s fix that. Slight disclaimer, some of these words are just outrageously stupid and offensive.
Assburgers: Wait what is an ass burger? A burger that looks like an human ass? A burger made out of ass? Nope it’s wordplay on the aspergers disease. How does that transformation occur? Well like all these urban words their origins are hard to trace but at least both aspergers and assburgers keep the theme of food.
Baby Googles: No babies don’t need googles, they don’t swim or fly airplanes. This term is directed toward the parents of the said baby. If the baby is ugly as hell but the parents still find [...] Continue Reading…