Know that feeling when you enter a country , where don’t a understand a word of. But then you see a light of hope, an english sign. But if the ones you’ve seen are this bad…hopeless.
At a Tokyo Bar: Special cocktails for ladies with nuts.
At a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
A Laundry in Rome: Ladies leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a fun time.
ON a Viennese restaurant menu: Fried milk, children sandwich, roast cattle, and boiled sheep.
A doctor’s office in Rome: Specialist in women and other disease.